A quickie

quickie

Last night, after the kids were in bed, the MILF was out grocery shopping and stopped by for a quickie. She just walked in, headed for the bedroom, took of her pants and layed down. I lubed up and slid easily inside her. Just a few minutes of straight missionary style thrusting before I shot my seed deep into her. As quick as it was, I bet if she left ice cream in the back seat, it melted.

Sox Update: The Sox salvage a game down in TB and head for home. El Duque paints another masterpiece; 2 ER and 4 Ks in 6 and 1/3rds. Ozuna goes 2 for 3 with 2 runs scored on some good hustle. Speaking of hustle, Iguchi had 2 SBs.

Konerko continuies to slowly break out of his slump - wednessday afternoon he was 1 for 4 with a double and 2 RBIs. Since snapping his 0 for 26 stretch, in his last 5 games, Konerko is 4 for 16 (.250), with 2 homers, 8 RBIs, 6 walks and three strikeouts. Not great, but not a slump either.

Down On The Farm:

Charlotte (AAA): A rare win; 6-3 over Ottawa. Brown goes 3 for 3 with 2 doubles. Borchard also had 2 doubles. Guiterrez was 2 for 2. Toca went 2 for 4. Lopez had a 2-run homer. Diaz yields just 1 ER in 5 IP.

Birmingham (AA): Lose 8-5 to Mississippi in 11. Rogo and Reyes each drive in 2. Tracey pitched 4 and 1/3rd, giving up 5 ER and striking out 5. Lamura gets the loss, giving up 3 ER and 3 walks in the long, lonely inning (top of the 11th) he pitched in relief.

Winston-Salem (A): Lose to Salem 4-3. Collaro Watch; 1 for 3 with an RBI. Hinton had 2 doubles. Flores pitches 5 and 1/3rd, giving up 2 ER and striking out 4. Two Hog errors hurt bad...

Kannapolis (A): Swept a doubleheader from Lakewood, 2-0 and 3-1. In game 1, Hansen was 2 for 2 with 3 RBIs. Egbert pitched 7 scoreless innings, giving up just 4 hits and striking out 6. In game two, Cook was 2 for 3 with a homer and 2 RBIs.

Baseball phrase of the day: Chicago v./arch. to shut out the opposing team. To have been 'Chicagoed' (or 'Chicago'd') is to have been shut out. Last known usage in 1958.

Today's music selection: Hooverphonic's Inhaler. DJ Shadow's Entroducing. I've also started rediscovering Chicago's first album, Chicago Transit Authority (or Chicago I), which I loved as a kid. Growing up here, this album just sounds like the city (even though it was recorded in LA). The only other album I've ever heard that really sounds like the city of Chicago is Herbie Hancock's Maiden Voyage. But the CTA album, on which there is no hint of the spineless, light rock they'd become just a few short years later, in 1969 it was experimental jazz-rock-pop fusion. Horns and keys up front, guitar and vocals out back, and tons of rambling intrumental jams. A fun summer jam as well, I think some of these riffs are prime materials for hip hop sampling (if it hasn't been done already).

Spring training for my softball team was one hour of practice. It was nice to get out in the park on tuesday evening, the weather was perfect. The season begins next week.