EZ to shop for

What every man wants

Its my birthday is this week, which is usually a good excuse for me to redeem some sympathy points for sex acts.

Let the above serve as a hint - its what every man wants. We are so easy to shop for.

Cactus League Update: Sox lose to the D'Backs again, 8-3. Jermaine Dye finally makes some noise and hits a 2-run homer. Pods is 1 for 3 with an RBI and a run scored. Adkins gives up 2 ER over 3 IP. Takatsu gives up a run and 3 hits in just one inning of work. First TV game of spring training this afternoon.

Baseball term of the day: clamshell catch n. style of catch in which a player with wrists flat together, traps the ball between the glove and bare hand.