I'm gonna come down your chimney!!!

"santa baby..."

Welcome fans to EasyW's 2nd Annual Holiday Gift Guide. I'm not much in the holiday mood this year. So, you can just check out some ideas from last year's installment. But, I did come up with a few:

--A Sox gift card, Unlike last year's gift certificates, which were accepted anywhere at Sox Park where real dollars were taken, from the ticket window to the churro stand, this card can only be used at the ticket window and the over-priced gift shop. Oh, and it only comes in two denominations - $50 and $100. Good news... if you live in a mansion in Hinsdale, eh, Gatsby!
--2005 championship gear. Yeah, like we don't have enough of this junk already.
--ebbets field flannels gift certificate (they have a killer sale in March)

Of course, ladies, the secret to making any man happy - whether its Christmas or not - is to keep his belly full and his balls empty.

"Away in a manger..."

UPDATE:

I usually don't post this sort of shit, but this one is too good to pass up. Talk about your holiday spirit. And I thought America had big problems. Holy shit! (OK FOR WORK VIEWING - ITS ON CNN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE).